Why Can't You be More Like ME!?!

You are so myopic,
Nearsighted, microscopic,
Why can't you see what I see?
Why can't you be more like me?


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Gertrude Stein is not Small

In reading that is to say reading what you are reading Gertrude Stein is not small. Being nervous and successful today I am selfish. I please myself. Having had being read in such a way being read is reading.

Reading Gertrude Stein is reading Gertrude Stein it falls apart.
On Monday I smoke.
On Tuesday I watch.

”What do you do on Wednesday?”

On Wednesday I read Gertrude Stein and I beg your pardon.

Alice feels very well today. On Thursday I do Alice. In that case I am satisfied with apples.

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Sarah Palin! Stop Making Fun of Tina Fey!

Sarah, your parodies of Tina Fey have gone way too far. C’mon, it’s not that funny. Tina is just trying to do her job ( whatever that is), and keep her Facebook and Twitter posts current and relevant. Sarah, do you think it’s easy? It’s not easy to make stuff up when you don’t know what you’re talking about, yet oh, so easy for you to make fun when she does. It’s an outrage.
Sara Palin! Stop making fun of Tina Fey!

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Happy Labor Day

Staff:
As you know, our econometrics in the eleventh hour have caused our management team to extrapediately extract the max as we ramp up our reach-out across the board to enhance efficiencies and repurpose goals that resonate with our delagatorship.

Going forward, we will continue to dialogue with partnering entities to disambiguate shared peer management in order to divert the pig in the python effect and reduce presenteeism prevalent throughout our calander. We will address push back as we trend over this window of opportunity.

If you have any on-point magic bullets that will improve core competencies, please communicate your value proposition off line to me by 8/23.

Management


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Balance

In this piece I am exploring the concept of balance in one’s life. In a perfectly balanced life, I would play less at work and work less at home. That is the ideal. But like finding something edible in my refrigerator …it is rarely achieved. The key to finding the right balance is decadal periodicities. This really works for me. Give it a try. It might work for you.


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Man's Inhumanity Toward Man

In this piece, which I call Man’s Inhumanity toward Man, I explore man’s inhumanity toward man. It represents our cultural and historical separation from our spiritual heritage as man plunges into the depths of his primordial self. The theme of forgiveness and repentance are implied, however I chose to allow the viewer to come to his or her own conclusion.


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Why do Good Things Happen to Nice People?

In this piece, I explored the question mankind has been asking throughout the ages: Why do good things happen to nice people? It’s a question we ask ourselves every day. After years of meditation on this question, this is what I got for my effort: We can never fully understand the ways of the Omnipotent. We are mortal. We are tainted, ne’er I say infected with good. Our mouths spew forth curses, yet it sounds like music as if from a pretty lady in a novice-nun suit and a cool British accent singing from a mountain in the Alps. The hills fill my heart. There is no such thing as an innocent person receiving good things. Everyone is guilty of being born good. Every mortal soul deserves to be cast off into Heaven and on that Judgment Day when all the nice people line up for their ticket to Heaven, I’ll be there. I’m going to sleep in the parking lot the night before just to make sure I’m first in line!


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