Kaye Sledge's book, "Southern Style & Southern Fried Redneck Cookbook" inspired me to share one of Sue's favorite recipes:
Sue's Delicious Savory Baked Chicken
Get you some chicken. Ask Phyllis to bake it for you.
Go someplace nice, like the zoo.
Come home later.
Ask Phyllis is the chicken done yet?
If Phyllis forgets, you take it out of the oven.
Put it on paper towels to soak up the grease.
Enjoy.