Socialism

We share our bread,
We share our fruit,
When we get paid,
We share our loot,
The poor don't go wanting,
The rich don't go flaunting,
We're all so happy but we don't have any incentive to work harder so production goes down...Phyllis Harland

Capitalism

A Capitalist knows,
How his money grows,
To maximize his yearnings,
Don't taxidize his earnings...Phyllis Harland

Marxism

A Marxist thinks,
That Capitalism stinks,
A worker's revolution,
Is the Marxist solution...Phyllis Harland