Photographs

I got some new photo software and I've been playing around with it. Here's the front door.



This is my workroom.




This is the living room.



These were taken in the front yard.

One Thing I Wish I Could Do for My Health

I work hard at maintaining a healthy lifestyle. I eat only corn-fed, hormone-free beef and free-range eggs and chicken. I get eight servings of organically-grown fruits and vegetables per day. I cook only with olive oil. I run 4 miles per day. I don’t eat processed sugar. I floss. I avoid caffeine, nicotine, and anything else with an ‘ine’ in it. I meditate 30 minutes in the morning and 30 minutes at night. I use only eco-friendly laundry detergent. I bicycle 10 miles per day, uphill both ways. I avoid alcohol. I don’t take prescription drugs. I get regular check-ups. I eat cottage cheese.

Now…if I could just stop sniffing glue.

Oh! My Goodness!

I cuss every day,
When things don't go my way.
If it's pejorative,
I'm all for-itive
Problem is...
Once I explete it,
I can't delete it.


(First published on NaBloPoMo)

Why Can't You be More Like ME!?!

You are so myopic,
Nearsighted, microscopic,
Why can't you see what I see?
Why can't you be more like me?


(First published on NaBloPoMo)

Gertrude Stein is not Small

In reading that is to say reading what you are reading Gertrude Stein is not small. Being nervous and successful today I am selfish. I please myself. Having had being read in such a way being read is reading.

Reading Gertrude Stein is reading Gertrude Stein it falls apart.
On Monday I smoke.
On Tuesday I watch.

”What do you do on Wednesday?”

On Wednesday I read Gertrude Stein and I beg your pardon.

Alice feels very well today. On Thursday I do Alice. In that case I am satisfied with apples.

(First published on NaBloPoMo)

Sarah Palin! Stop Making Fun of Tina Fey!

Sarah, your parodies of Tina Fey have gone way too far. C’mon, it’s not that funny. Tina is just trying to do her job ( whatever that is), and keep her Facebook and Twitter posts current and relevant. Sarah, do you think it’s easy? It’s not easy to make stuff up when you don’t know what you’re talking about, yet oh, so easy for you to make fun when she does. It’s an outrage.
Sara Palin! Stop making fun of Tina Fey!

(First published on NaBloPoMo)

Happy Labor Day

Staff:
As you know, our econometrics in the eleventh hour have caused our management team to extrapediately extract the max as we ramp up our reach-out across the board to enhance efficiencies and repurpose goals that resonate with our delagatorship.

Going forward, we will continue to dialogue with partnering entities to disambiguate shared peer management in order to divert the pig in the python effect and reduce presenteeism prevalent throughout our calander. We will address push back as we trend over this window of opportunity.

If you have any on-point magic bullets that will improve core competencies, please communicate your value proposition off line to me by 8/23.

Management


(First published on NaBloPoMo)